A Physicist hears a chance comment that, “Physicists have a reputation for arrogance”. Of course she considers this undeserved but still it concerns her. So she decides to address it.
So the next Sunday at church the Physicist says, she says: “Oh God, I am a Physicist, and I have heard it said, Physicists are arrogant. So God, I am praying to you now to ask you to please make me less arrogant. And God, what I mean by ‘arrogant’ is, …”
(Ba Da Bing)